Christianity is the Starbucks of religions. There are churches everywhere, the customers are arrogant and pretentious, they think they’re better than everyone else, and the product leaves a bitter taste in your mouth.

Note 1: Unfortunately, I’m too chickenshit to post this on my Facebook.

Note 2: with spell check, chickenshit becomes “chickens hit”. Oh well, the penis mightier…

Note 3: I own shares of Starbucks, but I am an atheist.